Pairings: Jacob/Edward, some Rosalie/Bella, insinuated other slash werewolf/vampire pairings
Disclaimer: Don't own
Summary: Jacob is in denial. Bella is his sister. Edward is in his mind. And apparently, according to Alice, everyone in the wolf tribe are destined to imprint on a vampire...and will also catch a case of the Gay Flu too. Yep. Jacob's in denial.
AU and Slashified...and the characters could very well be considered OOC
due to the drastic change in circumstances! Don't like? PLEASE DON'T READ! ALSO! Every single pairing EXCEPT for Carlisle/Esme
This is written for my good friend yenny2206
, requested as a Christmas Gift by hogwartsvixxen. I hope you two are happy with this :)
"So..." Bella appeared in Jake's doorway later that night, arms folded over her chest.
"So..." He pulled on his shirt and turned towards her. "When were you going to tell me that the 'friends' you've been spending all this time with are the Cullens, and that you're crushing on one of them?"
Looking out into the hallway to make sure that their father was no where around, Bella slipped into the room and closed the door behind her. She glared at her twin. "Keep your voice down!"
Jacob sat down on the bed, shocked. "You mean...its true."
Bella sighed, walking towards the bed and sitting by his side, legs curled up under her. "They're different, Jacob, you know that. After spending one evening with them, having them feed you terrible tasting food but food they cooked for you anyway because they wanted you to feel at home...can't you see that?"
Jacob sighed, moving so he was leaning against the back rest. "That's not the point, Bells, and you know it."
"They have as much fault in being vampires as we do in being werewolves, and like us, they aren't like the normal of their kind!" Bella whispered.
"We're still enemies." Jacob pressed.
"But we aren't!" Bella cried, placing her hand on her twin's arm.
Jacob sighed, seeing the tears in his sister's eyes. "Alice or Rosalie?"
Bella took in a deep breath. "Rosalie."
"Really?" Jacob made a face. "But Alice is so much nicer
"She is." Bella nodded, agreeing as she moved to lean against the back rest, hugging her knees to her chest. "Rose can be an utter bitch."
"And yet you like her." Jacob shook his head, unable to understand this.
"You think Edward's a pain in the ass-which I still don't get by the way-and yet you like him." Bella pointed out.
"I do not
like Edward Cullen!" Jacob exclaimed, turning to look at her with wide eyes.
"Well, if you don't right now, you will soon." Bella mumbled, leaning her chin on her knees. "Alice has seen you two together in the future, just like she's seen me and Rose, and Emmett and Paul, and Jasper and Jared, and dad and Sam Uley with two vampires she's never seen before."
?" Jacob turned to her. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Bella sighed, turning her eyes on him. "You know how Alice can see the future, right?"
"Yes." Jacob nodded. "Edward was saying something about her being able to see us in her visions but not the other werewolves...so how the hell would she know about the other wolves?"
"Because in her vision they're being discussed...and she can see Leah, but that's for a different reason all together." Bella replied. "Alice says that something's happening, and from her vision, every Cullen ends up with a werewolf mate, except for Carlisle and Esme." She cleared her throat. "Dad ends up with a vampire girl, though Alice doesn't know who she is."
"Wait. Dad with a vampire?" Jacob scoffed. "That's as ridiculous as when you said that I was in love with Edward Cullen!"
"I never said you were in love with him." Bella pointed out. "I said you liked him."
"Same difference." Jacob argued.
"Not really." His twin shook her head.
Jacob sighed, taking in a deep breath as he ran his hand over his spiky hair. "You and the others can't seriously believe this, right? I mean...lets think this out clearly. You, dad and I are the only wolves in the world who don't want to rip apart vampires. The assholes from the Rez? They do! There's no way they'd ever end up with a vampire! Especially not all of them!" He then realized something. "All those couples were guy with guys."
"Not really." Bella shook her head. "Dad ends up with some vampire chick, remember? And Alice ends up with Leah, although Alice says that it's going to be a pain in the ass more than anything else because Leah's as much of a bitch as Rose."
"Leah?" Jacob made a face. "As in Leah Clearwater?"
His twin nodded.
"She isn't even a wolf!" He exclaimed.
"She will be, soon." Bella corrected. "Alice says that she'll be shifting very, very soon."
Jacob frowned. "The whole Rez isn't gay Bella."
"I know." Bella nodded. "Which is why this will come as a very big surprise to them."
"What's going to happen to them?" Jacob chuckled. "They all going to come down with a case of the Gay Flu?"
Bella glared at him. "No. They're going to Imprint, just like we did. Some of them already have but are fighting it. Like Paul. He patrols the lands between the Cullens and the Rez obsessively, and he probably thinks he's just got this fervent zeal to make sure the 'bloodsuckers' don't cross over, but what he really wants, is to see Emmett."
"Imprint?" Jacob might have squeaked at that. "I didn't IMPRINT
on Edward Cullen!" His eyes suddenly widened as he belatedly realized something. "You Imprinted on Rosalie Hale? How is that even possible?"
"Yes I did and I don't know how. It's not like the way dad told us the chief told him it would happen, you know? With the whole glittering and all that." Bella bit on her bottom lip. "I think its because they're vampires...and they glitter anyway...so somehow things are different for us. And it's harder too. And it takes longer. I think-I think it's because they're undead, you know? It takes a while for our Instinct to react or something."
"How do you know you're not just being brainwashed or something?" Jacob seriously wanted to know. "I mean, you might just have a crush on her and Edward read your mind and Alice is using it against you or something."
"They wouldn't do that." Bella glared. "Jacob you know they wouldn't. Why are you being so pig-headed about all of this?"
"Because you expect me to believe that Edward Cullen is my soulmate. Just because his sister told you that according to her third eye, werewolves Forks-wide are going to, for no apparent reason, become homosexual necrophiliacs!"
"Except dad." Bella mumbled.
"Right. Except dad." Jacob sighed, feeling so tired right about now. "Dad is a special case. He'll be a straight
"I know it sounds insane Jake, I do, and believe me I questioned all this myself!" Bella leaned against his shoulder. "But no matter how insane this is or how much of a bitch Rose can be...it doesn't mean that it isn't true or that I didn't Imprint on her!"
Jacob sighed, feeling his twin's distress.
He put an arm around her and squeezed her tight. "You really think you Imprinted on her?"
"I want to strangle her most of the time...but then she does some tiny little gesture and then she's so cute
." Bella muttered miserably.
Jacob felt a little worry coil in his stomach since that could very well describe how he felt every single time he was around Edward.
The twins laid down on Jacob's bed for the first time in a very long time, silent, just drawing strength from each other.
"I did not
Imprint on Edward Cullen." Jacob mumbled, feeling tired and sleepy, resting his head against hers. "I would have known if I had."
"Would you?" Bella yawned, eyes closing as she wrapped an arm over his chest. "Nothing unusual happens when you're with him? You don't...sense him...or feel some sort of special connection that you only have when it comes to him?"
Jacob frowned, thinking about the whole mind-meld. "O-of course not."
"You're such a bad liar." Bella mumbled as she snuggled closer. "If it helps you out of denial any...out of the two of you...I think you'd top."
"Bella." Jacob blushed. "Shut up and go to sleep."
"Love you too." Bella giggled sleepily before falling to sleep.
Jacob fell asleep as well, wondering why he had the sudden desire for peppermints.